ain't nobody got time for that

pre shower 109 minute tan | 200ml

$14.99
Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 68 reviews
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get golden in just 9 minutes!

what am i?

a 9 minute pre shower self tan mousse. things to see, people to do... some people do it in 10, i do it in 9. get golden in just 9 minutes. apply this luscious tan, wait 9 minutes, rinse off in the shower for 45 seconds and you’re ready to rock n’ roll!

why you'll love me

  • i'm your express ticket to a golden glow
  • get a natural golden tan in just 9 mins, or leave on longer for a darker tan
  • perfect for when you need a last minute tan touch up
  • i'm 100% vegan, free of nasties like parabens and i love animals so am 100% cruelty free

b.green

no added nasties
100% vegan
cruelty free
sustainably sourced
recyclable materials
palm oil free
average rating 4.7 out of 5
Based on 68 reviews
  • 5 Stars
    57 Reviews
  • 4 Stars
    6 Reviews
  • 3 Stars
    3 Reviews
  • 2 Stars
    1 Review
  • 1 Star
    1 Review
93% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
results
Rated 4 out of 5
scent
Rated 4 out of 5
application
Rated 4 out of 5
Customer photos and videos
68 Reviews
Reviewed by Tina S.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Skin Tone
fair
Skin Concern
  • dullness
  • sensitivity
  • uneven tone
  • ageing
Tan Results
  • faded evenly
  • streak free
  • natural looking
  • non sticky
  • long lasting
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Love it

It took about 30 min and I applied 2 days in a row. But it is a great product.

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Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Alyssa
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Skin Tone
medium
Skin Concern
  • dryness
  • sensitivity
  • uneven texture
  • cellulite
  • oiliness
Tan Results
  • natural looking
  • moisturizing
  • fast results
  • long lasting
  • non sticky
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Quick!

I love that it can be applied and already in a few minutes you have a good subtle tan developed.

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ain't nobody got time for that

pre shower 10 9 minute tan mousse

things to see, people to do... some people do it in 10, we do it in 9. get golden in just 9 minutes. get naked, apply this luscious tan, wait 9 minutes, rinse off in the shower for 45 seconds in lukewarm water and you’re ready to rock n’ roll!

vegan friendly. paraben free. no gross tan smell. no added nasties.

Aqua (Water), Propylene Glycol, Dihydroxyacetone, PEG-6 Caprylic/Capric Glycerides, Dihydroxypropyl PEG-5 Linoleammonium Chloride, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, Caramel, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol, Hamamelis Virginiana Leaf Extract, Ethoxydiglycol, Erythrulose, Algin, Calcium Citrate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Powder, Cocos Nucifera Fruit Juice, Tapioca Starch, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil, Macadamia Integrifolia (Macadamia) Seed Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Rosa Canina (Rosehip) Fruit Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Panthenol, Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Green 5 (CI 61570), Red 40 (CI 16035), Red 33 (CI 17200), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Yellow 6 (CI 15985)
How to use How to use

don’t want tan on your hands? add an applicator mitt

b.green

we love animals so no, we do not test on them. and we love your bod so we keep all the nasties out of our products.

  • cruelty-free
  • no nasties
  • recyclable materials
  • sustainably sourced
  • naturally derived ingredients

tanning tips

before

  • exfoliate and moisturize

    24 hours before you apply your self tan, paying particular attention to elbows, knees, ankles and problem areas

  • wax or shave at least 48 hours prior to treatment.

    this allows the pores time to close. Dotting in pores may appear if not adhered to.

  • don’t apply moisturiser, perfume, deodorant or makeup on the day of application.

    these products may act as a barrier against your skin and can prevent the tanning actives from developing evenly.

after

  • wear dark loose clothing

    tight clothing or underwear may cause marks. wear loose fitting shoes.

  • moisturize everyday after applying your self tan

    or consider using a gradual tan so that your tan is continually bring topped up and your tan lasts longer.

  • after day 5, exfoliate with a soft body polish on a daily basis

    this help your skin absorb even more moisturizer and keep it looking and feeling gorgeous. This also helps the tan fade naturally, rather than in patches.

reviews

average rating 4.7 out of 5
Based on 68 reviews
  • 5 Stars
    57 Reviews
  • 4 Stars
    6 Reviews
  • 3 Stars
    3 Reviews
  • 2 Stars
    1 Review
  • 1 Star
    1 Review
93% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
results
Rated 4 out of 5
scent
Rated 4 out of 5
application
Rated 4 out of 5
Customer photos and videos
68 Reviews
Reviewed by Tina S.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Skin Tone
fair
Skin Concern
  • dullness
  • sensitivity
  • uneven tone
  • ageing
Tan Results
  • faded evenly
  • streak free
  • natural looking
  • non sticky
  • long lasting
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Love it

It took about 30 min and I applied 2 days in a row. But it is a great product.

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results
Rated 5 out of 5
scent
Rated 5 out of 5
application
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Alyssa
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Skin Tone
medium
Skin Concern
  • dryness
  • sensitivity
  • uneven texture
  • cellulite
  • oiliness
Tan Results
  • natural looking
  • moisturizing
  • fast results
  • long lasting
  • non sticky
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Quick!

I love that it can be applied and already in a few minutes you have a good subtle tan developed.

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results
Rated 5 out of 5
scent
Rated 5 out of 5
application
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?

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ain't nobody got time for that
Rated 4.7 out of 5
Based on 68 reviews
(68 reviews)
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